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sapphrikah:

papichuleta:

quixon:

Hey y’all, it’s me B with Blue Ivy just hanging out

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Y’all cmere

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Come closer

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Lemme holla at y’all a second

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Y’all want this damn baby?

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no puedo

Lmfao whyyyy the fuck does she look like that and why is she holding her like that what is happenniiiingggg?

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laughingsquid:

Black Cat Fake Thigh High Stockings

MY BIRTHDAY WASN’T THAT LONG AGO Y’ALL.
Although they probably don’t come in my size, anyway. Cat-leggin’ haters.

laughingsquid:

Black Cat Fake Thigh High Stockings

MY BIRTHDAY WASN’T THAT LONG AGO Y’ALL.

Although they probably don’t come in my size, anyway. Cat-leggin’ haters.

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so-treu:

icodeforlove:

ambidextrous-paraplegic:

icodeforlove:

chickens-at-the-rubicon:

tea-and-grapefruits:

icodeforlove:

guavas:

icodeforlove:

For all the ladies seeking an opportunity to get their foot in entertainment, my friend offers some inside secrets.

Take notes.

(subscribe Melanie Booth)

hey yo this is the grossest shittiest video i’ve seen all day hella props for all the misogyny great work you’re great (i hope u die)

relax, we are all going to eventually die

yay, slut-shaming.

Why is it that comedians can crack jokes about all sorts of offensive stuff, but when this girl does it, everyone goes nuts? Because whatever she said was definitely not as bad as  ”I hope you die”. It was a joke on the over-dramatization of sexuality in the music industry;

as far as ‘slut-shaming goes’, when you wear an outfit, you make a choice as to how people will see you. If you don’t like the way they perceive you, change your outfit or be prepared to own it. It is something you can help- it is not a race issue or a body type issue.

Should they ‘shame’ you for it? No. But drawing a stereotype for the sake of comedy, is literally only that. Famous comedians do it all of the time- you’re supposed to bring your own sense to it.

exactly… she posted the video under `Comedy`, its just unfortunate that the majority of tumblr has decided to be very serious, and mount their horses.

some of the youtube comments are ridiculous, it seems like there is a surplus of sticks in people’s asses.

just because famous comedians do it, it doesn’t make it ok. Comedians used to wear black face and make horrible racist comments and thats not okay. Downplaying women who show sexuality as sub-human is not ok

Ok so there seems to be some confusion then… Melanie has actually been in a bunch of music videos (too short, red hot chili peppers, josh radon, frank ocean).

I know Melanie, and you guys are overanalyzing this. Stop taking everything so personally, and please research before posting extremely negative comments.

At this rate im surprised PETA hasn’t found this video yet.

honestly all i see is a bitter white bitch shitting on black women and WOC (cause aint nobody calling snow bunnies video vixens, lets be real, that shit is code)

and who got a lot of nerve talking about anybody’s dancing with a dance reel like this

like boo boo maybe that’s why you’re not getting any callbacks

maybe!

But that dance reel, hahahaha. Seriously. That was infinitely more funny than the original video I watched.

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alexandraerin:

dancetransylvania:

blonde-on-a-mission:

thisiswhiteculture:

floacist:






People really don’t believe Ancient Egyptians were ethnically African?

Perri: It’s sad but true, so many people don’t believe it. :(

Yup and if you ask the average American they will automatically say The Middle East…

…
but…

how—

Look at their lips!

This man up there favors my great great granddaddy (I’m of African descent, just so you all know)

EYES, NOSE—LIPS AGAIN.

I MEAN.

OMG. SERIOUSLY.

LIKE.
IT SHOULDN’T BE THIS HARD TO GRASP.

White denial.
Remember, around the time white people became obsessed with Egypt and began romanticizing its history, they still were allowed to openly hate POC. They refuse to believe that so much power, grace, and beauty could come from people they despised(read: were jealous of).
It’s all just a superiority complex to mask their innate insecurity. It’s why they happily lump Egypt in with the Middle East and completely erase Black Egypt from the picture and instead focus on Arab Egypt.
It’s also why they have taken to dividing Africa into North Africa and “Sub-Saharan Africa” as if everything that is not of the “exotic desert” is inferior and savage.
Taxonomy and classism are just a few of white people’s favorite things to do to make themselves feel like they run shit.

The term “middle east” didn’t even exist before the 1960s.

incase you crackers didn’t know
Egypt is in Africa
therefore
Egyptians are African

Africans were not sub Saharan Negroids.
Africa is a continent not a race.

king tut’s DNA was tested. he was almost 100% white. so was Cleopatra. they were not white. i bet you believe that the pyramids were built by slaves, don’t you?

Science will just be over in the corner, alternately laughing at you and sobbing into its drink.
Identifying race (a social construct) from genetic material is either really complicated or not entirely possible, depending on how you look at it. Either way, the idea of someone’s DNA being “100% white” is completely fallacious.
Genetic testing has linked mitochondrial DNA found in Tutankhamen’s remains to groups prevalent in Europe today, but mitochondrial DNA only shows one line of ancestry when every generation back you go, the number of ancestors you have doubles. Trying to judge someone’s race from their mtDNA is like trying to judge their whole ethnicity by their last name.
For instance, my ethnic background is almost entirely Scots-Irish, but because I only have the last name of my father, who only has the last name of his father, who only has the last name of his father (and so on), my last name is German. There’s almost no German in my background at all, but due to sheer chance and the rules we use for inheriting last names, there it is.
The same thing applies to mtDNA: it’s always inherited according to certain rules, and you only get it on one side.
The other thing about those European genetic markers is that we don’t know that they originated in Europe, we just know that they’re there today. Especially given that they’re found in western Europe, it’s more likely they spread from the Mediterranean to there rather than the other way around, whether they originated in Greece or Africa or (most likely) a mixture of the two.
Extensive genetic testing has been done on the remains of Tutankhamen’s body, and genetic markers have been found that tie him to the central African plains, as well. The bottom line is that in a center of trade and culture like Egypt, you’d have to expect to see genetic material  from all over. And that definitely includes sub-Saharan Africa, which had fewer travel barriers between it and Egypt than Europe did.
Or do you think your racist beliefs went back in time and created a forcefield or genetic firewall? 
As for Cleopatra: where exactly do you think they got her DNA from? There’s no tomb, there’s no body. Cleopatra VII (the one we just call “Cleopatra”, the famous one) vanished without a trace.
The idea that DNA tests have proven she’s “100% white” are 100% a racist fantasy. We know her father was ethnically Greek… mostly… but the Ptolemies had been in Egypt for a long time by that point, and while the rule was inbreeding, there had been exceptions all along the way. Cleopatra’s mother is believed to have possibly been from sub-Saharan Africa, or else the child of a mother who was. At least one of Cleopatra’s sisters (possibly half, we don’t know) had strong African features.
If nothing else, the uncertainty about the lineage on the female side illustrates how porous the lines between the Greek Ptolemies and their African subjects were.
But at any rate, there’s something ridiculous and desperate of white supremacists pointing to the Ptolemies as “proof” that the ancient Egyptians that history lionizes were white. You’re picking a family that we know didn’t originate* in Egypt to prove that Egypt was ethnically not African?
*Although, again, saying that a family originated or didn’t originate somewhere is misleading. If a Greek Ptolemy had a child with someone from Africa, half that child’s ancestors would be African, but if the child were acknowledged as a Ptolemy, history would pretend the child’s ancestry had “originated” in Macedonia.

^^^All that.

alexandraerin:

dancetransylvania:

blonde-on-a-mission:

thisiswhiteculture:

floacist:

People really don’t believe Ancient Egyptians were ethnically African?

Perri: It’s sad but true, so many people don’t believe it. :(

Yup and if you ask the average American they will automatically say The Middle East…

but…

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how—

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Look at their lips!

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This man up there favors my great great granddaddy (I’m of African descent, just so you all know)

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EYES, NOSE—LIPS AGAIN.

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I MEAN.

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OMG. SERIOUSLY.

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LIKE.

IT SHOULDN’T BE THIS HARD TO GRASP.

White denial.

Remember, around the time white people became obsessed with Egypt and began romanticizing its history, they still were allowed to openly hate POC. They refuse to believe that so much power, grace, and beauty could come from people they despised(read: were jealous of).

It’s all just a superiority complex to mask their innate insecurity. It’s why they happily lump Egypt in with the Middle East and completely erase Black Egypt from the picture and instead focus on Arab Egypt.

It’s also why they have taken to dividing Africa into North Africa and “Sub-Saharan Africa” as if everything that is not of the “exotic desert” is inferior and savage.

Taxonomy and classism are just a few of white people’s favorite things to do to make themselves feel like they run shit.

The term “middle east” didn’t even exist before the 1960s.

incase you crackers didn’t know

Egypt is in Africa

therefore

Egyptians are African

Africans were not sub Saharan Negroids.

Africa is a continent not a race.

king tut’s DNA was tested. he was almost 100% white. so was Cleopatra. they were not white. i bet you believe that the pyramids were built by slaves, don’t you?

Science will just be over in the corner, alternately laughing at you and sobbing into its drink.

Identifying race (a social construct) from genetic material is either really complicated or not entirely possible, depending on how you look at it. Either way, the idea of someone’s DNA being “100% white” is completely fallacious.

Genetic testing has linked mitochondrial DNA found in Tutankhamen’s remains to groups prevalent in Europe today, but mitochondrial DNA only shows one line of ancestry when every generation back you go, the number of ancestors you have doubles. Trying to judge someone’s race from their mtDNA is like trying to judge their whole ethnicity by their last name.

For instance, my ethnic background is almost entirely Scots-Irish, but because I only have the last name of my father, who only has the last name of his father, who only has the last name of his father (and so on), my last name is German. There’s almost no German in my background at all, but due to sheer chance and the rules we use for inheriting last names, there it is.

The same thing applies to mtDNA: it’s always inherited according to certain rules, and you only get it on one side.

The other thing about those European genetic markers is that we don’t know that they originated in Europe, we just know that they’re there today. Especially given that they’re found in western Europe, it’s more likely they spread from the Mediterranean to there rather than the other way around, whether they originated in Greece or Africa or (most likely) a mixture of the two.

Extensive genetic testing has been done on the remains of Tutankhamen’s body, and genetic markers have been found that tie him to the central African plains, as well. The bottom line is that in a center of trade and culture like Egypt, you’d have to expect to see genetic material  from all over. And that definitely includes sub-Saharan Africa, which had fewer travel barriers between it and Egypt than Europe did.

Or do you think your racist beliefs went back in time and created a forcefield or genetic firewall? 

As for Cleopatra: where exactly do you think they got her DNA from? There’s no tomb, there’s no body. Cleopatra VII (the one we just call “Cleopatra”, the famous one) vanished without a trace.

The idea that DNA tests have proven she’s “100% white” are 100% a racist fantasy. We know her father was ethnically Greek… mostly… but the Ptolemies had been in Egypt for a long time by that point, and while the rule was inbreeding, there had been exceptions all along the way. Cleopatra’s mother is believed to have possibly been from sub-Saharan Africa, or else the child of a mother who was. At least one of Cleopatra’s sisters (possibly half, we don’t know) had strong African features.

If nothing else, the uncertainty about the lineage on the female side illustrates how porous the lines between the Greek Ptolemies and their African subjects were.

But at any rate, there’s something ridiculous and desperate of white supremacists pointing to the Ptolemies as “proof” that the ancient Egyptians that history lionizes were white. You’re picking a family that we know didn’t originate* in Egypt to prove that Egypt was ethnically not African?

*Although, again, saying that a family originated or didn’t originate somewhere is misleading. If a Greek Ptolemy had a child with someone from Africa, half that child’s ancestors would be African, but if the child were acknowledged as a Ptolemy, history would pretend the child’s ancestry had “originated” in Macedonia.

^^^All that.

(Source: thehereticpharaoh, via educationforliberation)

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queen-of-everything:

abloodymess:

bouffantofbaul:

Let’s all give a gold star to poor Tim Brando who is jealous of Jason Collins being called a hero.
Apparently he doesn’t meet Brando’s definition of hero, which I guess you have to be born into…?
Hey Tim, go fuck yourself.

Way to go Tim you won the game on easy mode using the Konami code.

^^^

queen-of-everything:

abloodymess:

bouffantofbaul:

Let’s all give a gold star to poor Tim Brando who is jealous of Jason Collins being called a hero.

Apparently he doesn’t meet Brando’s definition of hero, which I guess you have to be born into…?

Hey Tim, go fuck yourself.

Way to go Tim you won the game on easy mode using the Konami code.

^^^

(via yeahiwasintheshit)

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omgthatdress:

Afternoon Dress
1903
The Museum at FIT

I could totes pull that off.

omgthatdress:

Afternoon Dress

1903

The Museum at FIT

I could totes pull that off.

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books0977:

Sister reading on tower of books in forest. Photograph by Aks London.
“All the best stories in the world are but one story in reality — the story of escape. It is the only thing which interests us all and at all times, how to escape.”  - Arthur Christopher Benson


Grrl, how you gonna get off that book tower without knocking all those books over? This is your life now.

books0977:

Sister reading on tower of books in forest. Photograph by Aks London.

“All the best stories in the world are but one story in reality — the story of escape. It is the only thing which interests us all and at all times, how to escape.”  - Arthur Christopher Benson

Grrl, how you gonna get off that book tower without knocking all those books over? This is your life now.

(via womenreading)

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fuckyeahtattoos:

My first tattoo, an abstract wolf, done at Eightball Tattoo Studio in Greece by the lovely tattoo artist Sophia. This photo was taken right after finishing it, and my forearm is a bit swolen.

THE ICE WOLF COMETH.

fuckyeahtattoos:

My first tattoo, an abstract wolf, done at Eightball Tattoo Studio in Greece by the lovely tattoo artist Sophia. This photo was taken right after finishing it, and my forearm is a bit swolen.

THE ICE WOLF COMETH.

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Small victories.

Small victories.

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thugkitchen:

FAST FOOD DOESN’T GET FASTER THAN THIS SHIT. You can eat these sons of bitches raw. Sometimes I like them hot so I toss em on the grill. Use some of that bomb-ass peanut sauce too. Look, just because french fries come from a vegetable don’t front like that shit counts as your veggies for the day. Yeah, I’m already in your fucking head.

GRILLED SUGAR SNAP PEAS WITH PEANUT DIPPING SAUCE
1 pound sugar snap peas
1 tablespoon canola or vegetable oil
1 teaspoon lime juice
8-10 wood or bamboo skewers

PEANUT DIPPING SAUCE
1/3 cup natural peanut butter (nothing full of sugar or a shit ton of salt)
1/3 cup warm water
1 clove of garlic, minced
1 ½ teaspoons grated or minced ginger
2 tablespoons rice vinegar
2 teaspoons lime juice
2 teaspoons agave or honey
1 ½ teaspoons soy sauce
Mix together the peanut butter and warm water in a glass until it is smooth. Add the rest of the ingredients for sauce and keep fucking mixing until it is all uniform. Taste and adjust the seasoning so that you like it. Add more agave if you like stuff sweet, more garlic, whatever you like. That shit is on you.
Cut the ends off your sugar snap peas because those can be stringy.  Run a skewer through the peas widthwise, with about 9 peas per stick. Mix together the oil and lime juice in a small glass and brush it over both sides of the peas so that they don’t stick when you grill them, otherwise your just wasting everybody’s goddamn time.
Bring your grill to a high heat and place the skewers on there for a minute or so on each side. You don’t need to cook them, you just want some char marks on there because that looks fucking legit. Slide the peas off the skewers and sprinkle them lightly with salt. Serve with peanut dipping sauce. Too lazy to cook them? Just serve them shits raw.  
We whipped this dish up exclusively for our homies over at Frank151.

Not sure why it’s “thug-themed” but haha. Also this sounds GOOD.

thugkitchen:

FAST FOOD DOESN’T GET FASTER THAN THIS SHIT. You can eat these sons of bitches raw. Sometimes I like them hot so I toss em on the grill. Use some of that bomb-ass peanut sauce too. Look, just because french fries come from a vegetable don’t front like that shit counts as your veggies for the day. Yeah, I’m already in your fucking head.

GRILLED SUGAR SNAP PEAS WITH PEANUT DIPPING SAUCE

1 pound sugar snap peas

1 tablespoon canola or vegetable oil

1 teaspoon lime juice

8-10 wood or bamboo skewers

PEANUT DIPPING SAUCE

1/3 cup natural peanut butter (nothing full of sugar or a shit ton of salt)

1/3 cup warm water

1 clove of garlic, minced

1 ½ teaspoons grated or minced ginger

2 tablespoons rice vinegar

2 teaspoons lime juice

2 teaspoons agave or honey

1 ½ teaspoons soy sauce

Mix together the peanut butter and warm water in a glass until it is smooth. Add the rest of the ingredients for sauce and keep fucking mixing until it is all uniform. Taste and adjust the seasoning so that you like it. Add more agave if you like stuff sweet, more garlic, whatever you like. That shit is on you.

Cut the ends off your sugar snap peas because those can be stringy.  Run a skewer through the peas widthwise, with about 9 peas per stick. Mix together the oil and lime juice in a small glass and brush it over both sides of the peas so that they don’t stick when you grill them, otherwise your just wasting everybody’s goddamn time.

Bring your grill to a high heat and place the skewers on there for a minute or so on each side. You don’t need to cook them, you just want some char marks on there because that looks fucking legit. Slide the peas off the skewers and sprinkle them lightly with salt. Serve with peanut dipping sauce. Too lazy to cook them? Just serve them shits raw.  

We whipped this dish up exclusively for our homies over at Frank151.

Not sure why it’s “thug-themed” but haha. Also this sounds GOOD.

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Blingee: Never relevant; always great.

Blingee: Never relevant; always great.

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"Once upon a time and a very good time it was there was a moocow coming down the road and this moocow that was down along the road met a nicens little boy named baby tuckoo… ."

James Joyce, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man


Monday First Sentences | Every Monday, we offer the opening sentences of a Penguin Classic to start the week.

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I totally forgot where “moocow” came from.

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tommypom:

Just another day on the internet.

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